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Lubricants
On my bedside table I have four kinds of eyedrops, hand lotion, two prescription creams, and several chapsticks. I can never find chapstick when I need one. My lips are always dry.
Dave has a bottle of ProLink next to his alarm clock. ProLink is bike chain lube.
Last night I pointed out the contrast between our bedside salves.
"And you wonder why you always have chapped lips?" he asked, holding up the ProLink. "This is what you need."
I'm pretty sure he was kidding.
December 21, 2006 12:54 PM
HILARIOUS!
classic.