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Dave: This DVD is working like an actual DVD now that I've cleaned the gunk off it.

Me: What kind of gunk?

Dave: Uh, I dunno, gunk. I had it in this plastic bag which previously had some chocolate chip cookies in it or something. (Holds up filthy ziploc.)

Ariel: ...

Ariel: I think your head might have previously had some chocolate chip cookies in it or something.

(Hmm. Some chocolate chip cookies would be good right now.)

(And by the way, that bee sting that I got 15 days ago is still a mottled bruise on my thigh. Still.)

August 22, 2007 11:06 PM

Comments

Um, had he tried to play the DVD in some piece of electronics and spread the chocolate chip love when he discovered it no longer worked like a regular DVD?